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kickn it 

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dah niggas 

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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voxamberlynn: lol, omg.

voxamberlynn:

lol, omg.

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omg

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poem for english…

unicorntoez:

this is why you dont go to class stoned lol…


           FOOD

My mouth is dripping wet,

my face is breaking a sweat,

I know this next bite, I’m going to regret,

these sweets set me free,

I love food and candy.

May 29. 9 Notes.
artistinherownmind: Samy Charnine

artistinherownmind:

Samy Charnine

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mamaliga: omfg

mamaliga:

omfg

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It goes something like this..

It goes something like this..

some call me goldilocks, my name is preston

capturetheclouds:

z0mbiqueen:

azuah:

domgarcia:

dut-dut-out:

rghjs:

Rudy Eugene, 31, the naked man also known as The Miami Zombie who viciously attacked a 65 year old homeless man on the MacArthur causeway in Miami Saturday. He was caught trying to eat off the other man’s face, police fired one shot into the man after ordering the Rudy to stop. Rudy only gave grunts and growls back. It took 11 more shots to kill Rudy. The victim, whose identity has not been released, is still listed in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital, the Miami Herald reports. The shocking incident occurred near the off-ramp to Biscayne Boulevard on the causeway. Police believe LSD is behind this act of cannibalism.


Other “zombie” related incidents

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat situation: Students and Teachers Decontaminated after breaking out in rash.

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at For Lauderdale International Airport.

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester.

5/23: I-285 re-opens after HazMat incident.

5/23: Man bites cousin’s nose off.

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash.

5/25: HazMat called after kids exposed to pesticide on bus: HazMat and EMS respond to Lake County, FL School.

5/25: Disoriented passenger subdued on flight in Miami.

5/26: Naked man allegedly eating victim’s face, shot and killed by Miami Police.

5/26: Florida Doctor spits blood at Highway Patrolmen after DUI arrest.

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowes emplyees, resists arrest.

I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse

Looks like the zombie apocalypse is starting in Florida. I so happen to live here and I’m fucking ready. Bring it.

goddamn it I should have kept up on my cardio

fuck yeah,A Zombie apocalypse (-;

O.o

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poem for english…

unicorntoez:

this is why you dont go to class stoned lol…


           FOOD

My mouth is dripping wet,

my face is breaking a sweat,

I know this next bite, I’m going to regret,

these sweets set me free,

I love food and candy.